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Movie geek tech May 18, 2010

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Zemeckis even predicted that pink would be acceptable for 'teenies' men

I vividly remember being 9 years old and watching Back to the Future 2, excited and awestruck. Robert Zemeckis’ futuristic utopia foresaw flying cars, auto-resizing sneakers and hoverboards by 2015. Unfortunately 2010 has arrived and Mattel still haven’t patented anti-gravity. Help is at hand however for frustrated wannabe hoverboarders courtesy of a Gadget Show How To. Now, where can I find a Delorean.

Alternatively have you ever pranced around weilded a glowing stick and humming? Underground raves and insanity aside, you’d have been practising the ancient art of the Jedi – the lightsabre. We’ve all seen (and “confiscated”) the chunky, collapsable Argos efforts but UK-based JQ Sabres offer more authentic, polycarbonate blades suitable for light fencing. Anybody fancy a duel?

Wiredness April 7, 2010

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Although I disapprove of regurgitation, I feel the Wired articles below need sharing. According to said publication the average news piece is ‘plagerised’ 4.4 times (pardon the irony).

Managing Your Digital Remains by Scott Brown – March issue – click here for full article

A fantastically wellwritten piece about companies established to execute your online will and testament. Like passing your lawyer a virtual envelope with all your usernames, passwords, love notes and ‘final words in an argument’ therein. In order to stop these companies performing online last wishes, notifying friends and distributing to designated beneficiaries access to monetary sites like Paypal, you have to continually prove your online existence.

What happens if you’re hospitalised or in the jungle without access to the web? Technical problems with your email? Forgetful? You could be electronically euphanised! Imagine the anguish if you visited this blog only to be told I’d passed on. There’d no doubt be a procession along Princes St (tramworks permitting) and a national day of mourning declared. I have to agree with the author’s opinion that a web legacy sounds like a much more attractive option.

The 10 weirdest questions asked during job interviews by Mico Tatalovic - May issue – click here for full article

Apart from the Goldman Sachs question, no idea. Figures. Any amusing answers on a postcard.

Werewolf by Margaret Robertson – March issue – click here for full article

Anybody fancy a werewolf party? Come on, all the cool kids are doing it. The article opens with a description of an epic werewolf battle between coroporate supergeeks from Google, Wikipedia etc. Interestingly the best player is the worst individual (the game ratifies lying to, distrusting and persecuting friends). Read on for the simplified rules and I look forward to my first invitation when werewolf finally transitions from tech circles.

After a career-ending basketball injury, Teenwolf grudgingly sold out to the man (Photo: Nick Meek)

Assemble a group of seven or more players, and choose a moderator. The moderator deals cards which designate each player as either a villager or a werewolf. Players do not reveal their cards until the game is over. For groups of seven up, you will need two werewolves; more than 12, three.

The game plays out over a period of “night” and “day” phases, controlled by the moderator. During the “night”, all players shut their eyes. The moderator calls on any werewolves present to open their eyes and, using gestures and hand signals, they silently nominate a victim. When “night” ends, all players open their eyes and the moderator announces who has died. This player leaves the game and must not make any further comments, and especially not reveal whether he was a villager or a werewolf.

During the “day”, which lasts around 15 minutes, there is nothing to distinguish werewolves from villagers, so players debate between themselves and agree on a person to lynch, in the hope of killing a werewolf. This player then leaves the game and must not make any further comments. The cycle is repeated until either all the werewolves are dead (a villager victory), or the werewolves are equal in number to the remaining villagers (a werewolf victory). The moderator announces the result, and players are then free to reveal their cards.

Invisible Worlds March 26, 2010

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Richard Hammond – ridiculous hair, proportioned like a jockey and backs Morrisons in the great supermarket wars. Despite these failings, I found myself entranced by his latest narratory assignment, Invisible Worlds (catch the first episode on iPlayer). Admittedly he’s no Richard Attenborough and irritatingly overuses the phrase “now with the help of new high speed cameras”. Also it was Sunday afternoon and the beer goggles meant I was still easily impressed, but the simple premise of pointing cutting edge, slow-motion cameras at previously unexplainable, high-speed occurrences unveiled some incredible phenomena. Examples….

Cavitation - the formation of partial vapour vacuums within a flowing liquid as a result of mechanical force, as with a boat propeller or a pump impeller. The collapse of these vacuum pockets releases bursts of 4,000 degree heat, causing pitting damage to metal surfaces. The effect was best illustrated by a mantis shrimp repelling an inquisitive crab with superhot bubbles generated by a pincer strike. According to Science Daily, “the peak speeds of the striking appendage were 14 to 23 meters per second, with peak accelerations ranging from 6,300 to 8,000 times that of gravity”. Capturable now with the help of new high speed cameras.

Lightning Sprites – large-scale electrical discharges that occur high above a thunderstorm cloud, triggered by the discharges of positive lightning between the thundercloud and the ground. The phenomena resembles a giant airborne jellyfish, reddish-orange or greenish-blue in colour with hanging tendrils. Capturable now with the help of new high speed cameras.

If one of these bad boys stung you, no amount of peeing is going to help

The iPad – Apple finally addresses feminine hygiene? January 29, 2010

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Steve Jobs finally develops and demonstrates the iShrink (Photo: REUTERS)

Steve Jobs premiered the new Apple iPad on Wednesday to obligatory media overhype (“Apple haven’t announced anything for 5 minutes, somebody get me a sound bite!”). But tablets – technology for technology’s sake?

The iPad looks like a bloated iTouch and suffers many of its mini-me’s failings: no camera, no removable battery, app store exclusivity, no USB connectivity, no Flash player. The last omission may be excusable for the smaller predecessor burdened by 3G and usage ceilings but the inability to watch YouTube or iPlayer on such a glorious LED screen is surely a missed opportunity. Apple really haven’t developed anything ground-breaking here – it’s just an iTouch with a 9.7inch screen.

I’m not alone in my consumer cynicism. In a Wired online poll only 39% would buy the iPad and of the 60% declining, 71% claimed their existing smartphone and laptop had it covered. People will buy the iPad, as (once again) Apple have designed a beautiful piece of kit. However Apple is entering an established market, having addressed none of the past criticisms, with a product that is more form than substance. Much like the introduction of the perfumed pantyliner.