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Letters from America – USA Trip 2010 August 5, 2010

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Cut a deal with the novelty beer sellers to promote their offering and they'll offer a 50% discount on subsequent purchases. 4 pints for $5 is a bargain, Miller Lite or not.

Bad Decisions Tour 2010 – a fortnight based out of Austin, visiting Lake Texoma for the Independence day long weekend before commencing an epic roadtrip to Vegas via Roswell, Santa Fe, Flagstaff and the Grand Canyon. Rather than a dull day-to-day diary of meals eaten and $s spent, I thought my inebriated, “fear & loathing” inspired scribblings might prove more amusive. Also check out my photos on Flickr, particularly Stevo’s MJ tribute.

Car rental: Hertz hooked us up. Apparently the standard-issue ‘economy’ model is not generic American beige such as a Toyota Camry or Ford Taurus but a SMART car. The perfect vehicle for a 20+ hour roadtrip surrounded by muscle cars, monster trucks and 18-wheelers. Thankfully depreciation (?) saved our blushes and our bacon. Drive a car one-way and receive a free upgrade. Our quadruple upgrade … a Dodge Charger. Thanks depreciation.

Roswell: Imagined this wee town to be like an extraterrestrial safari park. Big-eyed, grey, genitalia-free anal-probers removing wing mirrors and humping on the bonnet. The reality is a Main Street littered with souvenir shops and a lacklustre UFO museum. The spaceship-themed McDonalds playcentre was a nice contextual touch though.

Santa Fe: Feels like an Epcot Centre representation of Mexico. Mexicoland per se. But if you appreciate faux adobe, turquoise, art galleries and amazing clouds, Santa Fe is definitely worth a visit.

Vegas tips: Buy a 24-hour buffet ticket for $35. Buy $10 4-pint, giant novelty beers. Utilise available gambling coupons – we turned a $40 free bet into a $50 kitty. Don’t “hit” when the croupier is an elderly Asian woman. Don’t underestimate the dehydrating power of the Vegas sun. Don’t be intrigued by “Girls Direct” approaches on the Strip – nothing good can come of that.

Memorable quotes

Stevo on the Blue Man Group: “I’d be pissed too if a blue guy touched me”

L’il Wayne: “trading V-cards with retards”

Stevo on 67oz beer versus margaritas: “$1 margaritas will always be there, black guys with giant beers won’t”

Gr€€k trag€dy May 6, 2010

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Are Mediterranean countries too hot-blooded and passionate to effectively manage their finances? Although a seemingly racist question, examine the evidence. Following the 2002 abandonment of the Drachma in favour of the €, Greece went on a veritable spending spree. Funded via international debt, the country embarked on numerous over-budget projects such as the shambolic 2004 Olympics. When the credit crunch bit, lending countries downgraded Greece’s risk profile accordingly resulting in higher interest rates.

Revert to the present day. Following unsuccessful global firesales of worthless, junk-rated government bonds, Greece has turned with cupped hands to its northward neighbours – prudent, predictable, unimpassioned, stoic (ironically a stoic was also a member of an ancient Greek school of philosophy). After excessive bureaucracy, the Eurozone and International Monetary Fund finally proposed a €110bn financial aid package. Conflicted Germany offered the lion’s share of €22bn for the good of the currency despite considerable opposition from German citizens. But Greece wasn’t the only Mediterranean nation affected – the debt ratings of Spain and Portugal have also been downgraded.

So you’d expect the Greeks to be appreciative of the bail-out. Nope. Once more displaced passion overwhelms fiscal sense. Thousands of public sector employees staged a 48-hour strike in defiance of planned austerity measures to slash the ballooning Greek deficit. Admittedly nobody appreciates the double-edged sword of spending cuts and tax rises but such political and social unrest merely fuels the self-fulfilling prophecy of collapse, further eroding GDP and undermining Eurozone and international confidence. Less confidence means more risk and more risk results in higher interest rates and reluctance to trade.

Even countryman Aristotle advocated prudence… “first, have a definite, clear practical ideal; a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends; wisdom, money, materials, and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end.” In contrast, modern-day Greeks must adjust the end to the somewhat limited means.

Greeks... fantastic at fighting, bad at business

Quote of the day February 11, 2010

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From Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes….

“Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius”