“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass 3D” August 27, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Movies, Thoughts.Tags: Movies, 3D, jackass, jackass 2, jackass 3d, 3-D, johnny knoxville, stunts, pranks, Men in Black 2, Dukes of Hazzard, the Ringer, butt xray
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Jackass defined a genre and a generation. A gaggle of bored twenty-somethings performing feats of daring idiocy and playing pranks to amuse themselves and a dedicated fanbase. I’ll unashamedly admit I loved the original movie in 2002 but was less affected when Number Two arrived riding a runaway bull in 2006. Although I was impressed that Knoxville still participated in the more dangerous stunts despite Hollywood success (?) in Men in Black 2, the Dukes of Hazzard and the Ringer.
So now the Jackass boys are back to complete the hatrick adding that now ubiquitous extra dimension. The trailer appears pretty uninspired. I fear that post-naughties the world may have moved on from a grown man inserting a toy car into his rectum.
Movie Review – Beautiful Kate – 9/10 August 12, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Movies, Thoughts.Tags: movie review, movie, Beautiful Kate, Australia, Australian film, Southern Gothic, incest, Ben Mendelsohn, Bryan Brown, Sophie Lowe, Rachel Ward
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Southern Gothic is a subgenre of the gothic novel, exploring the social issues and cultural character of the American deep south. Notable protagonists including William Faulkner, Truman Capote and Cormac McCarthy. A ubiquitous feature of Southern Gothic is “the grotesque”, typically situations, places, or characters made cringe-worthy via racial bigotry or hypocritical, egotistical self-righteousness. The grotesque theme underpinning the movie Beautiful Kate… incest.
Although an Australian film, the arid scenery, isolation, restless natives and hardened simple farmfolk of the Flinders Range outback are analogous to the southern states of the US. Ben Mendelsohn is haunted, remorseful writer, Ned Kendall, returning to his remote family home to reconcile with and bid farewell to his dying father Bruce (Bryan Brown). Familiar household objects trigger teenage memories of Ned’s beautiful twin sister, Kate, (played by the stunningly ethereal Sophie Lowe) who seduced him without remorse.
The film is very reminiscent of The Reader. Middle-aged male lead haunted by flashbacks of a forbidden love. Mendelsohn’s powerful evocation of a man tormented and defined by his past anchors the film and offsets the discomfort of the incest scenes which director, Rachel Ward, boldly didn’t compromise. Incest is far more prolific than society likes to entertain – I read an article only last week on sibling marriages. Once you’ve wrapped your head around the central theme you’ll discover a beautifully shot, tightly scripted and emotively acted movie.
Movie Review – Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans – 8.5 / 10 June 2, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Movies, Thoughts.Tags: thriller, comedy, Bad Lieutenant, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Nicolas Cage, Werner Herzog, Abel Ferrara, Harvey Keitel, dark, black, Leaving Las Vegas, Face Off, Val Kilmer, Eva Mendes, surreal, igunacam, detective
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Mentally unstable mishmash or insane genius? Bad Lieutenant is the ultimate Marmite film experience uncomfortably straddling the fine line between brilliance and lunacy. Like Van Gogh’s ear. A reboot of Abel Ferrara’s 1992 movie starring Harvey Keitel, Werner Herzog’s version relocates rogue detective Terence McDonagh (Nicolas Cage) from NYC to post-Katrina New Orleans. Terence becomes addicted to pain medication and turns to gambling and escalating crimes to feed his habit despite threatening to compromise his homicide investigation and his life.
But the plot is irrelevant, loosely connecting surreal setpieces to render the movie episodic. As the depravity and anarchy intensify, Cage convincingly conveys a drug-induced descent into madness. Herzog thankfully trusted his madman muse and bestowed character carte blanche. Despite a disturbing similarity to Richard Nixon, Cage flexes his acting muscles in a performance combining his substance-abuse of Leaving Las Vegas with his criminal psychopath of Face Off. Unsurprisingly his best performance in years given such horrors as Ghostrider, World Trade Center and National Treasure.
Like the plot, the other characters are merely context and points of interaction for Cage’s performance. Eva Mendes is once more typecast as the coke whore. Val Kilmer, an accomplished comedic actor (as demonstrated by Kiss Kiss Bang Bang), is relegated to a forgettably generic cop role akin to a supporting character in a CSI spin-off. Another criticism relates to the film’s length. Although nearing the end I felt like a crackfiend craving just one more breakdancing soul or iguana-cam, several moments passed that I felt offered a more poignant conclusion.
Despite these minor grievances, Bad Lieutenant is an abstract, dark comedy collage of subversive cop clichés and surreal setpieces that will inevitably become a cult classic.
Movie geek tech May 18, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Movies, TV, Technology, Web.Tags: back to the future, hoverboard, JQ Sabres, lightsabre, movie geek, movie tech, Movies, robert zemeckis, star wars, technology
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I vividly remember being 9 years old and watching Back to the Future 2, excited and awestruck. Robert Zemeckis’ futuristic utopia foresaw flying cars, auto-resizing sneakers and hoverboards by 2015. Unfortunately 2010 has arrived and Mattel still haven’t patented anti-gravity. Help is at hand however for frustrated wannabe hoverboarders courtesy of a Gadget Show How To. Now, where can I find a Delorean.
Alternatively have you ever pranced around weilded a glowing stick and humming? Underground raves and insanity aside, you’d have been practising the ancient art of the Jedi – the lightsabre. We’ve all seen (and “confiscated”) the chunky, collapsable Argos efforts but UK-based JQ Sabres offer more authentic, polycarbonate blades suitable for light fencing. Anybody fancy a duel?
Movie Review – Paranormal Activity 8/10 (previously 7.5/10) April 27, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Movies.Tags: DVD release, film, horror, movie, movie review, paranormal activity, paranormal activity review, supernatural
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Filmed for only $15,000 but grossing over $100 million, Paranormal Activity was the first critically acclaimed, low budget, indie horror success since Saw 1. The film is truly reactionary, in fact impossible not to react to. I subjected my 18 year old cousin, my 21 year old brother and their respective friends to the DVD release recently. While the girls unsurprisingly screamed, the guys nervously laughed and shouted abuse at the male protagonist whilst derogatorising the female.
Although I’d already seen the movie, watching their faces and sadistically enjoying their childhood naivety breathed new life into the experience. And on DVD that’s exactly what the film becomes – an experience. One which I’d happily repeat with different audiences just to appreciate people’s unique reactions and therefore their individualism. And the DVD encourages that by providing a post-viewing, tongue-in-cheek helpsheet to gently reintroduce stunned viewers to the non-demonic monotony of everyday life. Choice extracts being:
“Come on, take your thumb out of your mouth.”
“Topics to concentrate on: food; amusing television programmes; continental holidays. Topics to avoid: demonic possession.”
“Think about running water. Consider something bobbing down a river – say a leaf, a twig, a tin can, but not, say, a head or severed limb – gently making its way downstream.”
A rare example of a home edition adding value.
But there’s more (caution: slight spoiler alert). An alternative ending offering much-needed closure that is arguably preferable to the jarring theatrical climax. Amazingly though neither of these endings is the original, viewable online here. Although sinister in its procrastination, the movie’s escalation of supernatural incidents and resultant accumulation of dread demands a punchy, shock ending. The director made (almost) the right choice.
Movie Review – Exit Through the Gift Shop (a Banksy film) – 9 / 10 March 16, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Art, Movies.Tags: banksy, exit through the gift shop, grafitti, mister brainwash, Movies, satire, street art, thierry guetta
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A documentary / mockumentary about street art starring the country’s most prolific and notorious artist. Although slightly self-serving and unsubtle in inferring Banksy’s genius the other notable street artists featured, Space Invader and Shepard Fairey, appear two dimensional (literally) in comparison to Banksy’s three or even four axes. Assuming you count satire as a dimension (more believable than ‘time’ if you ask me). Blowing up monochrome screenprints at Kinkos and repeating them across cityscapes pales in comparison to painting an elephant to blend with patterned wallpaper or forging £10s to feature Princess Di’s face.
But street art is merely the backdrop to the documentary rather than the subject. The focus is a French shopkeeper and filmmaker, Thierry Guetta, obsessed with documenting everything because of a traumatic childhood experience. Initially Guetta worships Banksy before re-inventing himself as a self-professed artist. Except he’s not an artist. He re-mortgaged his family’s home and business to establish a creative sweatshop, a veritable production line of LA’s starving artists churning out contrived pop-art. Humble, passionate family man to arrogant fraud overnight.
Through Guetta, regardless of whether he’s real or an elaborate hoax, Banksy highlights how fake, superficial and propaganda-driven the art world is and how gullible art lovers can be. The sardonic and tongue-in-cheek sense of humour evident in Banksy’s art runs throughout his narratory contributions, such as when he realises his French friend “may not be a filmmaker after all, but just a mentally ill person with a camera.” Irrespective of whether or not you admire Banksy’s work this film is definitely worth watching.
“Don’t just stare at it … EAT IT” March 4, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Books, Movies.Tags: american psycho, anonymity, Books, brett easton ellis, christian bale, ending, homogenous, killing spree, Movies, murder, superficial
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* CAUTION – SPOILER ALERT *
Books are always better than their movie counterparts. Clichéd but true, with the arguable exception of Fight Club. Brett Easton Ellis’ American Psycho is no different, managing even to overshadow a flawless realisation by Christian Bale. Patrick Bateman is a super-wealthy NYC investment banker whose misanthropic and psychopathic tendencies gradually escalate and bubble to the surface, yet acquaintances and society in general fail to acknowledge the gratuitous and obvious carnage.
Although the majority of the script has been extracted from the novel, the original text is far less accessible and comical than the movie. The sex scenes and murders are more complex, barbaric and graphic – the worst involving torture with a starved, feral rat. The film implies Bateman’s descent to homicidal insanity is relatively recent, triggered by his shallow and meaningless yuppie lifestyle, whereas the book documents a decade-long killing spree ongoing since Harvard.
Such a distinction may seem trivial but has inferences for the much-debated interpretation of the ending – was Bateman really a serial killer or did he imagine the whole violent episode?
My personal opinion is yes, he did kill all those people. Despite the extent and duration of his unchallenged rampage contradicting this and supporting the argument that Bateman is hallucinating, the alternative is more intriguing. The plot’s pivotal theme is identity or lack thereof. In such a superficial, homogenous era and environment, everybody looks like everybody else and is therefore interchangeable. Nobody knows themselves and thus nobody knows anybody else. Throughout the story characters misidentify one another, restaurants, even office buildings. The resultant anonymity means either the crimes cannot be pinned on Bateman as he is indistinguishable from his peers or simply his victims are equally indistinguishable and so go unmissed. I feel this stance is perfectly illustrated by the following poetic extract from both the book and movie:
“…there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this—and I have countless times, in just about every act I’ve committed—and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing….”
However the plot is deliberately ambiguous and open to interpretation. Per IMDB: In each scene with Detective Donald Kimble (Willem Defoe), writer/director Mary Harron asked Defoe to portray his character three different ways: 1) Kimble knew Patrick Bateman killed Paul Allen, 2) Kimble didn’t know Bateman killed Allen, and 3) Kimble wasn’t sure if Bateman killed Allen. Harron would then edit the takes together, giving the audience an unsure vibe of what Detective Kimble thought of Bateman.
Movie Review – New Town Killers – 4 / 10 February 3, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Movies.Tags: class divide, dougray scott, Edinburgh, movie review, new town killers, thriller
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Although refreshing to hear Dougray Scott speak in his native tongue (he originally hails from Glenrothes, kingdom of industrial estates and roundabouts), he runs in a flamboyant fashion. Not the best casting decision for a chase movie. New Town Killers is effectively a social commentary on Edinburgh’s apparently ever-widening class divide – a ned (Sighthill) agrees to be hunted by two prosperous bankers (New Town) through Edinburgh overnight in exchange for a life-changing amount of cash.
Edinburgh is a dark and brooding hunting ground but the novelty of recognising places soon wears off, as the locations jump across the city to accomodate the plot. Probably not an issue if you don’t live in the city. Why do they only ever film dark thrillers in Edinburgh – Trainspotting, Hallam Foe, Shallow Grave, Rebus? Would the gothic architecture really look that conspicuous in a daylight romantic comedy?
Back to the movie. The acting is weak and the script obvious, meaning no rapport with the chasers or chasee. No amount of stylish directing can make a 2 hour chase interesting, regardless of how varied the backdrop is. Ultimately the film just wasn’t innovative or intense enough – more like a made-for-TV movie.
Movie Review – Up in the Air – 9 / 10 January 26, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Movies.Tags: george clooney, jason reitman, thank you for smoking, up in the air, vera farmiga
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Not another rom-com starring George Clooney I hear you say. Indeed. Despite some genuinely touching interludes, this is NOT a romantic comedy. Thankfully. This is the latest satirical masterpiece from Jason Reitman, director of critically acclaimed Thank You For Smoking and Juno.
Clooney plays Ryan Bigham, a corporate worker bee airborne 300 days of the year and measuring his no-strings lifestyle in frequent flier miles. A topical snapshot of recession-battered America, Bingham is subcontracted to fire employees of other companies. Gripping, powerful and occasionally funny, the performances of the ‘let-go’ convey the same nauseating sympathy you’d feel watching real-life dismissals. And Reitman is not afraid of prolonging excruciatingly painful moments for the sake of realism. Despite his undesirable occupation, Bingham’s ingenuousness, respect and compassion towards his victims means the character is still very likeable. Much like Aaron Eckhart in Thank You For Smoking, Clooney plays a good guy in morally subjective employment.
With perhaps the exception of Michael Clayton, Clooney’s subtle comedy makes this arguably his best film to date. His love interest, a fellow corporate nomad played by Vera Farmiga, is convincingly seductive and as their airport-to-airport affair blossoms Bingham starts to reconsider the trappings and possessions of normality. As with Reitman’s previous offerings, the script is witty and poignant with lines like “you’re a break from my life. You’re a parenthesis”.
So if you’re expecting a romantic comedy you’ll be disappointed … but not for very long.
Movie Review – Law Abiding Citizen – 5.5 / 10 January 13, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Movies.Tags: gerard butler, jamie foxx, law abiding citizen, legal system, movie review, Movies, revenge
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Adored by millions worldwide, I still don’t understand the big deal about Gerard Butler. Admittedly his mainstream debut in 300 was extremely potent but with the exception of passable RocknRolla, the subsequent rom-coms and action flops (Gamer) have eroded his credibility. The forced accent which causes his face to distort as though he’s chewing wasps is distracting but definitely superior to Christian Bale‘s lisping Batman. How difficult can an American accent be? When “driving thru” burger joints in the states, I always worry I won’t be understood through the intercom and so adopt a questionable inflection. At least without facial distortion and uncontrollable lisping though.
Anyway, I digress. Law Abiding Citizen involves Butler seeking retribution against a flawed legal system that failed him when his wife and daughter were graphically raped and murdered. As a remote weaponry specialist, his character begins systematically killing all those associated with the injustice. A palpable sense of dread escalates throughout as the combined incompetence of the FBI, CIA, Philly police and DA’s office fail to ascertain how Butler continues to kill from solitary confinement. Jamie Foxx plays the disillusioned and battle-weary district attorney and represents Butler’s final vengeance. Solid enough premise for a thriller with plenty scope for a gripping rivalry and a poignant moral dilemma (who is the good guy and who is he bad guy?).
Unfortunately the movie doesn’t deliver for a number of reasons. First the script is appallingly inconsistent with quotes ranging from the sublime…
Butler: You’re the one who makes deals with murders yea? Well I’ve come to make mine. Release me.
Foxx: [smugly] Or what?
Butler: Or I kill everyone.
OR Foxx: Please f*ck this up, so I can destroy you.
… to the ridiculous…
Butler: I’m gonna pull the whole thing down. I’m gonna bring the whole f*ckin’ diseased, corrupt temple down on your head. It’s gonna be biblical.
…. My personal favourite is when Butler acts as his own legal counsel during his bail hearing and after an impassioned and educated speech about the corruptness of the system, his closing argument to the female judge consists of “I’ll bet you take it up the f*ckin’ ass too, bitch!” I’m as much a fan of Tourettes-style outbursts directed at authority figures as the next man, but even I felt that was gratuitous.
The plot too reeks of inconsistency. The miscarriage of justice initially occurs because Foxx accepts a plea bargain from the murderer rather than his accomplice. Therefore, the murderer serves minimal jail time and the accomplice is executed. Why did Foxx not just offer the accomplice a plea bargain in the first place and we could have avoided the whole 2 hours? Finally after several impressive set-pieces, the ending is a colossal disappointment – no supposed tactical genius would be that sloppy. Ultimately a “biblical” waste of potential.












