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ASAnine July 29, 2010

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Deliberate contextual misspelling. The 21st of July was a big press-day for the Advertising Standards Authority, featuring in two ‘most popular’ (and by popular I mean ludicrous) articles on the BBC website….

Paddy Power blind football ad stays despite complaints – The ASA received 1,000 complaints as the ad controversially and surreally insinuates the death of a cat at the feet of a blind footballer. Favourite quote from the ASA statement defending the ad, “we considered it was unlikely to be seen by most viewers as malicious or to imply that blind people were likely to cause harm to animals whilst playing football.”

Burger King advert ‘misled on size’ – Burger King’s “cheat on beef” campaign was banned by the ASA following a whopping 2 complaints the chicken burger shown was larger than the real-life equivalent. Give me a break, who hasn’t ‘misled on size’ at some point in their life. According to the article, the ASA “bought three burgers and found their thickness and overall height was “considerably less” than in the ad”. Sufficiently representative sample: check. The watchdog then revealed research stage 2… “we also examined the size of the burgers in the hands of an average-sized man and considered that they did not fill the hands to the same extent as the burger featured in the advert”. Asking the first 5’9″ man you see walking down the street to hold the three burgers mentioned previously doesn’t really constitute empirical evidence.

Poor, overworked ASA. I poke fun but it can’t be a fulfilling job. Constantly fielding complaints from the political correctness police and letters from bored, oversensitive pensioners. Ad breaks are a necessary evil but would be made even more painful if agencies faced heightened censorship. Think of how many of your favourite adverts contain elements that could be construed by some minority as controversial?

YouTubing July 21, 2010

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Shakeweight Ad

Whilst indulging my QVC fetish stateside, I happened across the commercial for Shake Weights. Get ripped whilst simulating male masturbation. Caution, excessive use may cause cramps and blindness. Check out the ad by clicking here.

Hoveround Ad

More U.S. commercial gold. Synchronised wheelchair action to a pseudo-Beach-Boy soundtrack. And an inventor calling himself Tom Kruse (surprisingly no relation).  Check out the ad by clicking here.

Berlusconi Inappropriateness

Italian Prime Minister, media millionaire and alleged sexual deviant. Past verbal blunders have included complimenting Obama on his suntan and telling the homeless survivors of the L’Aquila earthquake to view the experience as a camping holiday. Click here to see his most recent physical gaff involving a female police officer.

52, 69, hot, hot, HOT May 11, 2010

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American football is grossly misunderstood by the empire. Dismissed as too stop-start, chatty, time-consuming and padded in comparison to football and rugby, the UK simply doesn’t have the patience or weather. However (predominantly male) opinions will likely be changed following the announcement of the Lingerie Football League. Literally as awesome as it sounds. Seven-a-side American football played by cheerleaders, dancers and probably strippers wearing minimal body armour, bras and panties.

Renders the cheerleaders superfluous, but frankly who cares. Unless the organisers (misguidedly) gender reverse the pompom-weilders too. Nobody wants to see a spirited pyramid of Chippendales. I propose the underwear approach should be applied to other U.S. male-dominated sports. Picture ice hockey rough-housing. Check out the gratuitously voluminous photo gallery by clicking here.

Our Irish neighbours also appear to have jumped on the scantily-clad sports bandwagon – check out the controversial ad campaign for Hunky Dory crisps.

Don't know what a blitz is, but I'd blitz that

What a Cole-amity April 2, 2010

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Poor Cheryl. Deviant sexting husband, accusation of anorexia and now satirical bus shelter advertisements. Quite a copywriting oversight I’m sure you’ll agree.

6. Baggage

I’m a sucker for accumulated misfortune (and doe-eyed hotness) and so Cheryl I’d happily take you out for a big dinner anytime.