YouTubing July 21, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Advertising, Web.Tags: ads, berlusconi, hoveround, hoveround ad, Italian police woman, shakeweight commercial, shakewight, shakewight ad, US ads, US commercials
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Shakeweight Ad
Whilst indulging my QVC fetish stateside, I happened across the commercial for Shake Weights. Get ripped whilst simulating male masturbation. Caution, excessive use may cause cramps and blindness. Check out the ad by clicking here.
Hoveround Ad
More U.S. commercial gold. Synchronised wheelchair action to a pseudo-Beach-Boy soundtrack. And an inventor calling himself Tom Kruse (surprisingly no relation). Check out the ad by clicking here.
Berlusconi Inappropriateness
Italian Prime Minister, media millionaire and alleged sexual deviant. Past verbal blunders have included complimenting Obama on his suntan and telling the homeless survivors of the L’Aquila earthquake to view the experience as a camping holiday. Click here to see his most recent physical gaff involving a female police officer.
Beyond cartoon felattio May 21, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Advertising, Art, News, Sport.Tags: Aaron Robinson, Anish Kapoor, avant-garde, logo, london, london 2012, London 2012 logo, London 2012 mascot, London 2012 Olympics, London 2012 Tower, mandeville, mascot, Olympics, wenlock
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What costs a paltry £400,000 and resembles Lisa Simpson performing a sex act? The London 2012 logo. The graffiti-inspired design received considerable criticism in 2007, further exacerbated by a promotional web animation which triggered seizures. Organisers defended the controversial graphic, citing the inherent flexibility afforded to sponsors by the various colour options. Although initially sceptical, having seen the logo applied to marketing campaigns of the official partners (Lloyds et al) I’d be inclined to agree.
Stage 2 of the marketing roll-out is no less important. The official mascot(s). London 2012 is expecting to raise ~£70m from lunchboxes, fridge magnets and other crap merchandise emblazoned with the character(s). Given the logo fiasco, a safe cuddly animal approach would be understandable. Nope. Continuing the risky, avant-garde design policy of the logo and Anish Kapoor’s £19m rollercoaster tower, the organisers have instead opted for Wenlock and Mandeville, two drops of steel from the construction of Stratford’s Olympic Stadium. An admirable gamble although I think Dodgee the Olympic Hoodie (below) would be a more fitting representative for modern-day Landan.
52, 69, hot, hot, HOT May 11, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Advertising, News, Sport.Tags: american football, bra, football, girls, hunky dory, hunky dory ad, hunky dory crisps, lingerie, lingerie football league, panties, sport
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American football is grossly misunderstood by the empire. Dismissed as too stop-start, chatty, time-consuming and padded in comparison to football and rugby, the UK simply doesn’t have the patience or weather. However (predominantly male) opinions will likely be changed following the announcement of the Lingerie Football League. Literally as awesome as it sounds. Seven-a-side American football played by cheerleaders, dancers and probably strippers wearing minimal body armour, bras and panties.
Renders the cheerleaders superfluous, but frankly who cares. Unless the organisers (misguidedly) gender reverse the pompom-weilders too. Nobody wants to see a spirited pyramid of Chippendales. I propose the underwear approach should be applied to other U.S. male-dominated sports. Picture ice hockey rough-housing. Check out the gratuitously voluminous photo gallery by clicking here.
Our Irish neighbours also appear to have jumped on the scantily-clad sports bandwagon – check out the controversial ad campaign for Hunky Dory crisps.
What a Cole-amity April 2, 2010
Posted by jasoncondie in Advertising, Thoughts.Tags: Advertising, ashley cole, bus shelter advertisement, cheryl cole, loreal, unfortunate
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