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5 things you might not know (or want to know) about Sign Language March 30, 2010

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This investigative mission all started because one day I was wondering if sign languages differed between countries. Good old Wikipedia.

  1. In linguistic terms, sign languages are as rich and complex as any oral language, despite the common misconception that they are not “real languages”.
  2. Sign languages are not mime – in other words, signs are conventional, often arbitrary and do not necessarily have a visual relationship to their referent, much as most spoken language is not onomatopoeic.
  3. Sign languages are not dependent on oral languages i.e. not oral language spelled out in gesture or invented by hearing people.
  4. Manual alphabets (fingerspelling) are used in sign languages, mostly for proper names. The use of fingerspelling was once taken as evidence that sign languages were simplified versions of oral languages, but in fact it is merely one tool among many.
  5. Sign languages follow their own paths of development separate from oral languages. For example, British Sign Language and American Sign Language are different and mutually unintelligible, even though Britain and America (theoretically) share the same oral language (ckeck out the alphabets below). In contrast, countries that contain more than one oral language might use only one sign language. South Africa, which has 11 official oral languages and a similar number of other widely used oral languages is a good example of this. It has only one sign language with two variants due to its history of having two major educational institutions for the deaf which have served different geographic areas of the country.

According to Uncyclopedia: “Linguists refuse to study any signed language, because everyone knows that signed languages are not real languages.”

Coincidentally the February issue of Wired included an article on how to create a new language.

More than just dropping a 'u' from 'our' words

Word of the week – 29/3/10 March 29, 2010

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Elucidation

Noun: An act of explaining that serves to clear up and cast light on

For God’s sake…. March 27, 2010

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Thanks to Hendo (aka Martha Nischeeqs when he’s crossdressing) for this humour nugget. Talk about an unfortunate name for a reporter.

Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals

Invisible Worlds March 26, 2010

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Richard Hammond – ridiculous hair, proportioned like a jockey and backs Morrisons in the great supermarket wars. Despite these failings, I found myself entranced by his latest narratory assignment, Invisible Worlds (catch the first episode on iPlayer). Admittedly he’s no Richard Attenborough and irritatingly overuses the phrase “now with the help of new high speed cameras”. Also it was Sunday afternoon and the beer goggles meant I was still easily impressed, but the simple premise of pointing cutting edge, slow-motion cameras at previously unexplainable, high-speed occurrences unveiled some incredible phenomena. Examples….

Cavitation - the formation of partial vapour vacuums within a flowing liquid as a result of mechanical force, as with a boat propeller or a pump impeller. The collapse of these vacuum pockets releases bursts of 4,000 degree heat, causing pitting damage to metal surfaces. The effect was best illustrated by a mantis shrimp repelling an inquisitive crab with superhot bubbles generated by a pincer strike. According to Science Daily, “the peak speeds of the striking appendage were 14 to 23 meters per second, with peak accelerations ranging from 6,300 to 8,000 times that of gravity”. Capturable now with the help of new high speed cameras.

Lightning Sprites – large-scale electrical discharges that occur high above a thunderstorm cloud, triggered by the discharges of positive lightning between the thundercloud and the ground. The phenomena resembles a giant airborne jellyfish, reddish-orange or greenish-blue in colour with hanging tendrils. Capturable now with the help of new high speed cameras.

If one of these bad boys stung you, no amount of peeing is going to help

LastScotrail…. March 23, 2010

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Nothing more soul-destroying on a Friday morning than struggling diligently from your pit 30 minutes early to travel to the Weej only to be informed the train is cancelled. So began the great Waverley scavenger hunt – countless disgruntled commuters searching for the elusive Queen St train. For 20 minutes we bounced from platform to platform unearthing never-before-seen areas of the station. Did you know Waverley contains a wormhole? Eventually we departed from the original platform 30 minutes late to a chorus of commuter cursing. However the delay gave me the opportunity to stumble across the following hilarious stories in the Metro (later searched on the BBC):

‘Leprechaun’ bank robbers die in Tennessee shootoutThe initial target was the Fifth Third Bank, before the leprechaun instead opted for the quieter First State Bank (obviously people prefer their bank names confusing) opposite. During the resultant police chase, the leprechaun deactivated the cop car with magic. Elven luck ran out however when the wee fella was shot fleeing across a field. Surely the officers could have avoided such bloodshed and simply pursued at distance via the end of the rainbow. The incident was likened to a similar costumed crime when Santa robbed another Nashville bank over Christmas. Bet the cops can’t wait until Halloween.

Man used penis to assualt female police officerGood old binge drinking – scapegoating sexual misconduct since 2003.

Word of the week – 22/3/10 March 22, 2010

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Acrimonious

adj. caustic, stinging, or bitter in nature, speech, behavior, etc.: an acrimonious answer; an acrimonious dispute.

Aubade March 18, 2010

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Technically a sunset, but who cares?

This sunset viewed from my living room window reminded me of my favourite Philip Larkin poem, Aubade. Which apparently means: A song or instrumental composition concerning, accompanying, or evoking daybreak.

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
Till then I see what’s really always there:
Unresting death, a whole day nearer now,
Making all thought impossible but how
And where and when I shall myself die.
Arid interrogation: yet the dread
Of dying, and being dead,
Flashes afresh to hold and horrify.

The mind blanks at the glare. Not in remorse
- The good not done, the love not given, time
Torn off unused – nor wretchedly because
An only life can take so long to climb
Clear of its wrong beginnings, and may never;
But at the total emptiness for ever,
The sure extinction that we travel to
And shall be lost in always. Not to be here,
Not to be anywhere,
And soon; nothing more terrible, nothing more true.

This is a special way of being afraid
No trick dispels. Religion used to try,
That vast, moth-eaten musical brocade
Created to pretend we never die,
And specious stuff that says No rational being
Can fear a thing it will not feel, not seeing
That this is what we fear – no sight, no sound,
No touch or taste or smell, nothing to think with,
Nothing to love or link with,
The anaesthetic from which none come round.

And so it stays just on the edge of vision,
A small, unfocused blur, a standing chill
That slows each impulse down to indecision.
Most things may never happen: this one will,
And realisation of it rages out
In furnace-fear when we are caught without
People or drink. Courage is no good:
It means not scaring others. Being brave
Lets no one off the grave.
Death is no different whined at than withstood.

Slowly light strengthens, and the room takes shape.
It stands plain as a wardrobe, what we know,
Have always known, know that we can’t escape,
Yet can’t accept. One side will have to go.
Meanwhile telephones crouch, getting ready to ring
In locked-up offices, and all the uncaring
Intricate rented world begins to rouse.
The sky is white as clay, with no sun.
Work has to be done.
Postmen like doctors go from house to house.

Movie Review – Exit Through the Gift Shop (a Banksy film) – 9 / 10 March 16, 2010

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A documentary / mockumentary about street art starring the country’s most prolific and notorious artist. Although slightly self-serving and unsubtle in inferring Banksy’s genius the other notable street artists featured, Space Invader and Shepard Fairey, appear two dimensional (literally) in comparison to Banksy’s three or even four axes. Assuming you count satire as a dimension (more believable than ‘time’ if you ask me). Blowing up monochrome screenprints at Kinkos and repeating them across cityscapes pales in comparison to painting an elephant to blend with patterned wallpaper or forging £10s to feature Princess Di’s face.

But street art is merely the backdrop to the documentary rather than the subject. The focus is a French shopkeeper and filmmaker, Thierry Guetta, obsessed with documenting everything because of a traumatic childhood experience. Initially Guetta worships Banksy before re-inventing himself as a self-professed artist. Except he’s not an artist. He re-mortgaged his family’s home and business to establish a creative sweatshop, a veritable production line of LA’s starving artists churning out contrived pop-art. Humble, passionate family man to arrogant fraud overnight.

Through Guetta, regardless of whether he’s real or an elaborate hoax, Banksy highlights how fake, superficial and propaganda-driven the art world is and how gullible art lovers can be. The sardonic and tongue-in-cheek sense of humour evident in Banksy’s art runs throughout his narratory contributions, such as when he realises his French friend “may not be a filmmaker after all, but just a mentally ill person with a camera.” Irrespective of whether or not you admire Banksy’s work this film is definitely worth watching.

Dumbo regretted falling asleep first at the party....

Word of the week – 15/3/10 March 15, 2010

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Prosaic

adj.

1. Consisting or characteristic of prose. Matter-of-fact; straightforward.

2. Lacking in imagination and spirit; dull.

Drinks Cabinet Party March 11, 2010

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New party concept….

  1. Invite friends to bring a spirit bottle of choice.
  2. Drink as much of the spirit as they want.
  3. Leave the remainder to stock the drinks cabinet.

Cheap but effective. Almost as enjoyable as my “dress up as your favourite nationality of tourist and pub crawl around Edinburgh using the sightseeing buses” birthday party of a few years ago. OK so the name needs some work.

Drinking games, new friends and the inevitable roping and strangulation of a Chinaman (that photo is available by email request only). Check out the before and after below. Good times….

Anybody need a party concept?